Testimonials

"Jeanette wields the color yellow just as trenchantly as her wit. She is a deeply considerate friend, an easy conversationalist, a trendsetter, and has the skin of a baby angel. Over a decade into our friendship and she still springs so much joy into my life. out of !!!!” And if at all possible I would like the stars to be like the stars that are used on movie posters."

"I stared at the back of Jeanette’s head for 4 years in the rain, the cold, and the godforsaken dark hours before the sun rises. She made it worthwhile. The bestest pair partner. 10 out of 10 tour de donuts."

"Jeanette deserves 5/5 stars because she knows all the lyrics to the Les Mis Original Broadway Cast and sings all the parts, even the part where Colm Wilkinson as Jean Valjean is like 'took the silver, took my FLIIIGGGGHHHTTT' which is hard to sing because he mostly screams it and Colm Wilkinson of course can pull it off, but can anyone else? Jeanette can. Also, her immense empathy for others and her data analysis skills n stuff. But mostly the 'Took my fliiiigggghhhhttt' thing."

"Merritt is the finest licensed drone pilot I know, a real smooth operator."

"Came for the avant-garde fashion, stayed for the puns. Jeanette is a true original, so much so that I had to carve out an entirely new friend niche just for her. Loyal, clever, creative: she's the kind of person who makes you feel like your best self AND teaches you something new every time you hang out. Adding Merritt to the mix only sweetens the deal! I love having a front row seat to their devotion, intellectual pursuits, and sweet adventures. Would befriend in every lifetime. 💯! No notes!"